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Wah wah, ma'am.

Sometimes I open up chat windows with people and don't type anything. I think about what I want to say. What I'd like to say to them. I try to figure it out before I start so that it will sound eloquent. Sophisticated. Charming. Classy. I don't like fumbling for words. It's graceless. And some people just know exactly how to tie up your tongue. With a nervous kind of energy. I sit and I think and then they sign off. Or I start talking and forget everything. It's silly.That is how things go, sometimes.

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Ashley said…
I'm sorry this is my only comment but that chef's hat is very phallic. Ha. Sorry. Okay. Done.
June 30, 2009 at 8:16 AM
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